Monday, February 11, 2008

WHO'S

BIN READING MY DREAMS?!!!
YOU CAN"T HOLD A CANDLE.
THRILLER BAND

NOT ON MY WATCH

LOLOLOLOL J/K

Thursday, February 7, 2008

HORSE!

THE BAND

ME HANGIN WITH DA BAND^^^


THIS IS SOME BRUTAL FACEMELTING NINTENDO-HARDCORE. SMOKE A METH AND DRINK A POT OF COFFEE AND PLAY SUPER STREET FIGHTER TURBO FOR SNES WITH THE SUPER FAST CODE ENTERED (Turn on the game and wait for the screen that shows the Street Fighter II logo in the background against a black screen. When this appears, quickly press Down, R, Up, L, Y, B on Controller Two.) LOL and GET TO SMASHING AWAY. FUCKKKKK

good shit.
CHECK OUT DA MYSPACE PG.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

CHRONO SHREDDER

OH NO, MY LIFE...
















Ever log onto WoW for "only an hour or two" and wake up 4 days later, soiled, laid off and divorced? Well this clock may be just for you. It really makes you take note of literally how much time you've wasted. The CHRONO SHREDDER designed by Susanna Hertrich counts down the day by shredding paper and giving you a tangible result for all your hard work farming in World of Warcraft: a pile of garbage (it'd probably be good to take the trash out anyways, you need some sun).

For all you junkies: WoWDETOX

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NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM SEEING THIS MOVIE, NOT EVEN YOU HEATH LEDGER YOU SELFISH ASSHOLE.

POWER




I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING

GOSH, I'M ABOUT TO SNEEZE SO IMMA LIFT UP MY SARS MASK.

OH NO YOU DON'T, IF MY GERMS AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR PRECIOUS LUNGS TO BREATHE, THEN IM NOT TAKING ANY OF YOUR GOD FORSAKEN GERMS, YOU KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF, AIR SNOB.

HEY YALL

It's super Tuesday and like P.Diddy says, it's time to vote or die. I'm choosing not to vote today, Why? Because I'd rather die than vote for anyone who's running in this primary. First, the Democrats have no stand outs, Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife Hillary has too much baggage and Obama has too little experience. Yo Hillary, what do you have to say to the youth? "We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word." I think it's a four letter word too, you know what - it turns out it actually is. Hey, I think you're a huge C-Word, how many letters is that? McCain is senile and if you peeled that band-aid that's always on his damn head off, his mushy brain would ooze right out. Too late psychopath.

And is it just me or is George Bush the worst president that we've ever had? He is right? Which makes it all the more confusing why his son, George W. Bush is the best president we've ever had. Go figure.

Puffy, what should we do with these new candidates?